One guy says, "I had a Freudian slip on my way to this conference. When I went to the counter to buy the airline tickets, the girl selling them had huge breasts. When it was my turn, I looked at her and said, 'I'd like two p ickets to Titsburgh, please.' She thought it was pretty funny."
The other guy said, "Wow, that's an amazing coincidence - I had a Freudian slip while having breakfast with my wife this morning. I wanted to say, 'Would you please pass the pancakes?' but it came out 'You ruined my life - you wretched whore.'"

I have some difficulties to appreciate the whole humour of that joke ( just of problem of translation )

I just remember of something pleasant to ask to ladies : " Show your tits"

I also remember "tit for tat" which does not mean " nichon à tater " but " un prêté pour un rendu "

Grand Lu,

this is maybe easier to understand:

What is a difference between a woman in a church and a woman in the bath (baignoare) ?

The woman in the church has a soul full of hope,
the woman in a bath has a hole full os soap!

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Yes, it is!

Vive les contrepétries en anglais!

A guy is balancing the check book and sees a $500 expenditure to a beauty cream company. And he of course asks his wife about it.
She seems a little embarrassed and tells him it’s for “breast enhancement cream” to increase the size of her bust.
He gets angry and says, “You spent $500 on cream to make you’re breasts bigger?” Why didn’t you just rub toilet paper on them?

She says “Will that work?” and he replies.



It worked on your rear!

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Rhoo!

Two recruits found three hand grenades on the road and decided to take them back to the base. “What if one of them explodes?” asked the one young private. “No problem,” said his buddy. “We’ll say we only found two.”